I found this in a magazine today and thought it was really funny. It's sad to me that our president is such a dork, but it's obviously fun for the political cartoon guys...
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Who am I?
- Philip Smallwood
- Turlock, CA, United States
- I'm the father of two children. My son is 22 and my daughter is 18 years old. I am the accompanist at UC Merced and also at St. Francis Episcopal Church in Turlock. I plan to return to school to finish my MA in Choral Conducting this fall. I love being married to my husband of 18 years.
Current Favorite Quotes
"Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is." (Will Rogers)
"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another." (Jonathan Swift, MISCELLANIES, 1711)
"Good teaching is 1/4 preparation and 3/4 theatre." (author unknown)
"How freeing it is to the soul to no longer be enslaved by what others think." (author unknown)
"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another." (Jonathan Swift, MISCELLANIES, 1711)
"Good teaching is 1/4 preparation and 3/4 theatre." (author unknown)
"How freeing it is to the soul to no longer be enslaved by what others think." (author unknown)
Phil's All-Time Favorite Songs
- Taylor The Latte Boy (Kristin Chenoweth)
- I Am In Love With The McDonald's Girl (Eclipse)
- It Might Be You (Tootsie)
- On Golden Pond (Grusin)
- The Graceful Ghost Rag (William Bolcom)
- I Can Cook, Too (On The Town)
- The Beauty of the Moment (Eric Far)
- The Firm Album (Grusin)
- So Many People (Sondheim)
- Great Is Thy Faithfulness (Hymn)
Recent Books I've Read
- Chorus Confidential: Decoding The Secrets Of The Choral Art (William Dehning)
- Crossing Over (John Edward)
- Eat, Pray, Love (Elizabeth Gilbert)
- Fair Game (Valerie Plame Wilson)
- Me Talk Pretty One Day (David Sedaris)
- Misquoting Jesus (Bart D. Ehrman)
- Naked (David Sedaris)
- The First Five People You Meet In Heaven (MItch Albom)
- The Right Words At The Right Time (Marlo Thomas)
- The Shack (William P. Young)
- The Unofficial Guide To Walt Disney World 2008 (Bob Sehlinger)
- Things They Never Taught You In Choral Methods (Jorgensen & Pfeiler)
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The Teacher & The Little Girl
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
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